Junk Talk about Political

First, my office workload still acceptable, then...it multiples-folded. Now, it super bloody!! Assignment, assignment and more stupid office job. I believed my blog didn't update long enough. Many idea dawn in mind, and i would like to blog it out. But the condition no allows me to.

Faint on bloody workload, murmuring: "OMGWTF... sigh... sien..."

Ok, enough with self-describes of my current condition.

Erection was over, and BN become erectile dysfunction.

Opposition: "This is BN sizes after erection over!!"

8th March midnight...

What a night it was.

Early in the night as the ballots were being counted. I believe most of you sure keep refreshing Malaysiakini or The Star website for newest result. We were reported that BN losses, one after another, as the night progressed.

First, Malaysiakini reported that PAS had retained Kelantan. It still ok, as expected. Then within an hour later, Penang fell into opposition's hands.

Soon there were even more surprises, opposition taken Kedah then later Selangor!

Lastly, Opposition claimed victory in Perak and opposition has denied the BN 2/3 majority.

The ruling BN was dealt its worst ever electoral result, losing its crucial 2/3 majority and also 5 states. And our Pak lah..... (It he still "our" Pak lah?)

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, saying: “We’ve lost, we’ve lost”.

It is not something unexpected this time. From my previous entry, result showed that many going to vote for opposition. Of course my result showed that 85% of them no going to vote. But what if all of them vote? Will it make a different? The answer is no. It still the same, or maybe, opposition will get more supporter and cause BN greater lost?

Why this times, BN did not get its 2/3 majority? It should happened long ago but only that the time had not come yet. But better late then never, agree?. Here, i will discuss some in this entry.

Let's say, we Malaysian is wife, BN is husband and Opposition is Boyfriend/3rd party. No matter how (financially) abusive our husband is, we still want to cling to him. Because we fear the unknown: It is PAS will aggressively change our country law? Anwar can be trust? Lim Kit Siang? Aiyo, his spectacles look so 70-an, is he will lead our country in old fashion way?

Fine. Whatever. But it's irrelevant.Before election 2008, You and I know the opposition are not going to win in 2008.

At present, Pak Lah just says, ‘Haha, who cares? Those boyfriends can't touch me. I'm too strong.’ He can't even be bothered to have a proper debate on the issues. During the Great Johor Flood of 2006, Pak Lah couldn't even be bothered to show his face - he was holidaying in Perth and opening his relative's nasi kandar shop. Why? Well, Johor is a Barisan ‘stronghold’ isn't it? So what for he want to get his feet wet? That's what happens when we give our husband a dowry of a 90 percent majority.

The only thing that will wake up sleepy Pak Lah and BN is Shock Therapy of the Final Score on the night of March 8, 2008. Agree? That why, years 2004, Pak lah promised the sky, the moon and the earth to woo us voters back. But then, this 4 years seen like he really in deep sleep. Nothing best performance he showed to us and impresses us.

Ok then....

Anyone know about Lingam's case? (If you can't remember who is he, just remember this felet slogan "He look like me, sound like me, but he is not 100% is me". Remember? )

Which is Lingam? If you can't tell, mean u never read news. (=_=")

This case rocked the public confidence in Malaysia judiciary system. It also show how the dadah of corruption and cronyism has probably become too addictive in the government. That is why many Malaysian lost confidence of BN.

Pak lah really dissolve parliament on wrong time wrong date. Which lingam's cases cause many pissed with current government system. And yet the cases not yet cool down and still under progress. If Pak lah give something which can really impress rakyat, then only he dissolve the parliament.. Maybe the result is different.

Okay, let's just talk about crime. 8.5 women a day were raped in Malaysia by year 2007. Compared with 2003 that average only 4 women.The numbers was doubled compared to 2007. In 2007 alone, the number of gang robberies using parang and knives shot up 160 percent.

Do we see our policemen fighting crime? Patrolling our neighbourhoods? Yes? Then why SS2 area of PJ is a hotbed of snatch thieves? Even though there is a huge police station right there? Why is crime still so prevalent in PJ?

But.... when the rakyat got frustrated and came out on the streets to criticise Pak Lah and the BN, suddenly thousands of cops amazingly appeared from nowhere. Wow, really MESRA, CEPAT and BETUL??

As it is, we don't feel safe on the streets. We don't even feel safe inside our homes. Where can we go? Singapore?

"Kita Polis NAnti Rasuah!!"

BN have lost big, and I believe they are now busy analyzing what went wrong. There are a to path for them to take, one is to wake up and take the bitter jab and clean them self up, or continue to follow the dark path and punish those 5 states for not voting them.

I hope that BN and Pak lah wake up from sleep and should try harder to achieve what they have promised to us. If they can't do it well... They will know what going to happen on next election. This also to Opposition who win their seat. Don't think we Malaysian like wife that stupid. Rememeber, sometimes, when the pissed wife can't stand what their husband do, they also will stand up and fight for their right. And today, our Malaysian finally stands up and speaks!

"Romance between man to man to "got" the man"

When a man has not ‘got’ the girl yet, he will go to all lengths - candle-light dinners, flowers, chocolates and sugary words - to win her over. We can only become like that desirable maiden again if we play hard-to-get. Remember, we are courted only once every five years. Let's make the most of it.

Happy Voting for coming Election day

1 more days to Election day (or Erection day?)...
Nowadays it’s all about politics; Clinton vs. Obama in the States and also our very own general election that falls on 8th March.

Although i not a voter for this election, but still i concern result of who/which party going to win the seat. Yesterday, i was having a interesting political talk with TIME. He told me which party he going to vote and who he may no vote for sure. But in the end, he told me that he not going to vote for coming election.

I decided to make up a small survey among friends. Ok, here:

Sample Size: 26 ppl (Both sex)
Age: 22 ~ 28 years old
Occupation: Degree and Diploma professional.
Race: *cough**same*cough** as*cough**me**cough. oh sorry, suddenly have a bad cough.
Method:

Asked them 2 only question and promised to make their name private. Here:

1) Are you going to vote this election?

2) Whether u going or not going to vote. If u have to vote, which party will u choose for state and Parliament? BN or Opposition? Don't care about the candidates, just party. And let say there are BN and all Opposition like PAS, DAP and PKR available to vote for your state.

Route: Doing the survey thru MSN, and SMS. (Sorry for those disturbed by my SMS early morning. :P)

Survey by MSN

Here the result:

			State	Parliament
BN			9	8
Opposition			17	18

See?

9 of those vote for BN is government servant.

Some out there are afraid of changes, just like someone who is stuck with government or a company waiting for promotion/salary increment. No career prospect but afraid of seeking another job. They scare if Opposition get the seat, it will cut down their allowance(which is quite a lot).

Some even said media influence them, "BN look so good and responsible". (Media really play a good role)

Some even told me that rumors saying government (or BN) have way to track government servant who not vote for BN. If they win the seat, they will find you and..... at least not taking you for a Teh Tarik, i sure. Anyway, it's really exists?

(Tracking Voter... It is really exists?)

Result showed that many going to vote for Opposition. It is not a surprising result. Some are so upset with the government, that it doesn't really matter who the candidate are, as long as he or she is in the Opposition. We call them as " angry voter".

We can't blame them, they unhappy with the high rate of inflation in our country. Some said BN= Barang Naik = Harga Naik.

(vote for the MSN party A promising government that will nudge you when you’re idle)

Our country’s economy and development seriously in ill condition. Our earning power is getting less and less compare to countries like Singapore and S.Korea, and they were in equal ground with us decades ago. Hey, we have abundance of natural resources ya know? While they have nothing ! Repeatedly, we can't blame them.

(This attitude of hawker will cause more inflation)

Incredible, some who are non-Muslims shamelessly said want to put a cross on the ballot paper for PAS. While his/her state only have BN and PAS, they rather to vote PAS than BN. (Wtf?!). Voter who going to vote like that really need a serious re-think.

We also vote for PAS (In Chinese)

Some told me they vote for BN. After further interview, they said they would like to vote Opposite, but they scare. It just like risk throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

Surprising when i get the result where 22 of 26 NOT going to vote for coming election! Giving of variety of reason, far away from home, forget to register, scare to vote, busy on other thing....

Many countries today, young people are not voting. In the US, hardly 50% of eligible voters cast their vote in the last presidential election. In Malaysia, the high was back in 1964, with 78.9% of eligible voters showing up. Year 2008? We might not be able to do better than 70%, realistically.

Hey, you have your right to vote, and it is our duty to choose the right government, right?

(Choose the right door, for better future)

Don't just tell me “I fully support the BN, and I know they will win, so why should I voting?” Obviously, if enough people think the way you do, BN won’t win.

On the other side, don't tell me like this “I support the Opposition, but there’s no way they will win, so why should I voting?” Well, that’s why they don’t win.

It is our responsibility to vote. Vote for the least worst. Doesn’t Malaysia deserve the least worst, right?

Lastly, here some interesting talk when i interviewing my friend:

Akira : "Which party you will choose for parliament and State?"
XXX : "Sure Chelsea Chelsea..."
Akira : " What the? I am not asking for Football lah, football guy." (-___-)
XXX : "Chelsea mean blue blue..."

LOL, Chelsea for BN? Nice one!!
How about PAS? PAS = Green= Brazil?
Then Rocket? Rocket = Red = Manchester United?

MU and Brazil too good for Rocket and PAS.
Maybe Rocket better to change to Red Dildo?

(It look like dildo, touch like dildo, but it is not dildo. It is only a hot dog)

Then PAS? Condom?

Condom

That is all for today. Happy Voting.


PS: If any of my this article found offensive and sensitively discuss about political, please do tell me. I will delete it from post as soon as it found offensive. Thank you. I wish i could not caught by ISA (International Sex Association, it is correct? )

I was invited to Nuffnang's Pajamas Party!!

I was invited!!

It was a great surprises when i received an email from Nuffnang.com. It stated that i was invited and if I would like to bring friend there, just inform them. They may giving the ticket if have extra.

Now, my decision should be about to attend or rather not to attend..

Accepting the invite and actually attending are two different things. Of course i love to be get invited so much. But when question on me whether going to attend it or not... I still need to think a few step further.

It will be great because i will going to meet Kennysia, KY, Pinkpau, Kimberlycun, and many more famous blogger of all times.

But if i really going to attend, that mean i will go by myself alone.

I only start blogging a few weeks ago. And most of my friend not a blogger. 99%.. no no, 99.5% are not blogger. I am sure. They not into it.

Some i really praised their reading ability. After seeing my post about Chipster. 4 of 10 will ask, "What the hell u doing that? ". And they keep boomerang me that i am so boring to do that? How much Chipster pay for me? Am I going insane.... blah blah blah like this.

I really dislike it. Why don't read my post till the end??!! Since end of my post said i doing it purposely for Naffnang contest. I am sick of this people anyway. All just look thru the photo without seeing what i am writing. What a skillful speed reading?

Seen like i veered from topic. LOL

Going back to topic. Yes, no partner, no well close friend going with me. Arrggg, a mini-battle was raging in my head.

"If I go alone, it's going to be extremely awkward. I'm not going to know anyone there."

"But it could have potential to be the greatest night of your life ever."

Well, I decided that I had to do this. I want to attend. I was doing this for me. I was doing this for newly single guys everywhere who always depend on their loyal wingmen. I want it to be a part of my history, my memories.


Lastly, another question yet again come to my mind. " What type of dressing or pajamas i going to wear in the Party?"

Anyone please comment which Pajamas i going to wear for the party?
A full set Pajamas or boxer pants?

I Sleep Better with Chipster part 2 ???

After my previous post about "Akira Sleep Better With Chipster Story". Most of reader praised that it is funny enough. Due to this, connection between me and Chipster still not yet going into an end yet.

So, i manage to give Nuffnang a second impact....

For those know the meaning of "blog" and "blogger", i think sure you know about Kennysia. If you say you don't know what is "blog" and even who is Kennysia, then i doubt are you know the real use of internet?

Ok, let into topic.

Kennysia last post showed how he sleep with Chipster

I like him especially for his nice boxer pants. I love boxer pants so much and i bought one from Taiwan. Here are my copy edition:

See? similar? No more photographer this times, so i manage to take myself. Quite difficult to get better post. But also not bad lah.

The boxer pant only RM10, doubt where i can get more colorful one in Malaysia?

Anyway, when the topic "I Sleep better with chipster" come to me. Many idea popping up. I think of copy from Edison Sex Scandal with Chipster with it. Sound funny? But i won't do so, i don't want my blog going to rate as "21SX" soon.

I even think of i sleep with Chipster during work, but anyway i not going to do so. My working place is terrible, ya know? If my boss catch up me doing this stupid thing, can imagine what going to happen?

Ok then, i take at my working table....

(Akira Sleep Better With Chipster during work....)
( like i keep repeating same quotes. (=.="))

When considering my office workload had increased multiple-folds, so till here all of the story for today. I can't write more further unless i planning to see my boss's face turning into angry Tiger soon.

Lastly...


I guess myself and reader getting enough with Chipster!! I wish i could not going to writing about it anymore. It is enough.

Akira Sleep Better with Chipster Story

Once upon a time, there is a poor poor man staying in a poor poor place called Temerloh. This man has no house, car, job even money. This man really poor, everyday he need searching food in ton of garbage. The neighborhood nearby always said this guy born to be poor, because this guy stay poor for over 25years…

Akira, the guy’s name!!

Everyday, Akira sleep in somewhere corner in cold and lonely night. He sleeps in fear of course, everynight….

And everyday he took his meal with only plain bread and pipe water…

One day, as usual, Akira is searching high and low in garbage site.

Suddenly, he found Chipster!!

With only a few chip inside, without hesitate, Akira grab one and put into the mouth…

Arrggg, the chip… when melts in the mouth… and it tasted HEAVENLY…

Tear dropping out… yes, he cried. Akira has been forgotten when the last time he cried. Many years ago thought..

Akira couldn’t forget Chipster after all. He want more, he desire more Chipster!! He even dream of it everynight, making him more difficult to asleep.

The next day, Akira decided to work hard for Chipster. He starts collect money. He walks miles and miles, search and collect old newspaper, empty bottle, and empty cans... to exchange them to money...

And finally, God bless him. Few days of hard work, he collected enough money. And
Akira purchased himself 1^st ever Chipster in his 25 years of life.

Tonight, although it is a cold and rainy night. But, Akira felt warm and comfortable.

Why? Of course lah, He sleeps with Chipster!! Many many years though, today is the 1^st ever night when Akira sleeps so sweet like baby!!

After all, there are words that Akira keeps telling youngster and children.

"我们虽然穷，但是不能说谎、也不能打人，不是我们的东西，我们不能拿，要好好读书，长大要做个有能力买很多很多 CHIPSTER 的人"

Meaning - "Although if we are poor, but we can’t tell lies, we can’t beat people, the things that do not belong to us, we can’t take, we must study well, grow up and become useful people which have the ability to buy more more CHIPSTER!!"

The End……

This blog entry is purposely create for getting ticket to the Pajama Party which organized by Nuffnang. To get access to the party I need to write a blog entry according to the theme “I Sleep Better With Chipster”, it's limited to 300 places to get entry.

The deadline is 8^th March. Thank you very much for expand the deadline date!! Nuffnangers, here I give you a KISS…. Muackkksss

Anyway, i just start my hobby as a blogger fews weeks ago. Nothing much i can expect from Nuffnanger. But at least i try my best... Here the last..

Now, lai lai, give me the ticket please!! (^.^)